5 year old Tintu writes essay on his favorite animal

Posted: September 29, 2012 in Humour

My name is Tintu. I am a boy. I am 5 years old.

My teacher has given me homework to write an essay on my favorite animal. So here I go..

There are many animals in this world. Dog is an animal. My friend Shantanu is writing an essay on dog, but I don’t like dogs. My neighbor’s dog Rocky barks very loudly and I can’t hear my Pogo channel properly because of its barking.

Thus my favorite animal is the whale. The whale is very big animal. I have seen the whale on the TV. I like it, because it doesn’t bark like Rocky.  A whale lives for 200 years. It has no friends, because all his friends keep on dying as they live only for 10-20 years. It is really boring , living for so long. I like to eat fish, but I can’t eat fish with single hands. My Mom scolds me for using both hands, while eating any fish. I want to eat whale one day. I am not sure how I can eat that using with one hand!

Whale is taller than by my ‘Eliptic Tower’ building, where I stay. Whale is very strong, slow swimmer and fat. It is as strong as ‘The hulk’. If we go inside the stomach of the whale, it is very dark and big. It is like sitting inside INOX multiplex. Dolphin is the small cousin brother of the whale. Dolphin acted in the movie ‘Ajooba’ played on Zee Cinema and whale acted in ‘Free Willy’ played on HBO. It is because dolphins understand Hindi and whales understand English.

My friend Bunty said he rode on a whale , when he had gone to Goa. Bunty said that he has house next to Salman , Hritik, Great Khali, Doreomon and Dhoni. He meets them daily. Bunty told us that it is very easy to ride a whale. He did it all alone.Bunty even showed his photo with the whale. The photo showed he swimming in the water. He said the whale was under the water when the pic was taken,so it couldn’t come in the pic.

The whale does swimming the entire day. In-spite of doing so much swimming, the whale is still so fat. Even I go to swimming in my club house. I told my Dad that we can purchase a whale and keep him in our club house swimming pool. If the whale doesn’t fit in it, then we can cut, cook and eat it.

Whale is the king of fishes. It is also the national fish of India. Crow is the national bird of India. Dog is the national animal of India. When I grow big, I will purchase a lot of whales and keep them in a big aquarium. The name of the aquarium would be  “All is whale”

Cheers,
Deepesh Chandran

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Comments
  1. Priyanka says:

    hehehe cute! shucks he’s gonna have to cut and cook an aquarium full of whales, if they don’t fit it! 😀

  2. Pratik says:

    🙂
    khatarnak … bhai tera imagination din-ba-din badte hi ja rha hai

  3. Shirly says:

    Oh, that was cool!!! Amazing!!!

  4. Shirly says:

    I can’t believe it. I showed to my teacher and she said that the boy was so perfect.

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